How about Free Advice?

By Jeremy Meister

Senator Bernie Sanders is calling for free college education for all.

Why hasn't any politician proposed this before?

Oh wait, they have.  Karl Marx wanted free education for all.  He was going to teach the little idiots the joys of high taxes, big government, excessive regulations, and a powerful state to create a new utopia on Earth.

Bernie Sanders is totally different, though.  He's going to teach the little idiots the joys of high taxes, big government, excessive regulations, and a powerful state to end global warming and racism.

Naturally, this idea will win all kinds of support from colleges and universities.  For administrators and professors, this means more raises, more benefits, and more paid vacations.  The students at these schools will be able to avoid out-of-control school costs being forced on them by their administrators and professors wanting more raises, more benefits, and more paid vacations.

(Shouldn't the "poor working men" Socialists at our colleges and universities actually be poor?  Or is that too much to ask?  But I digress.)

Administrators, professors, and students need to be reminded that the world owes them nothing simply because they exist.  Even if there is a right to education, there is no right to higher education and everything that would entail.

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