Thursday, April 21, 2016

Ron Sez

Some more words of wisdom from Ron.

Miserable rain. Temp around 68 or so. Unpleasant to be outside. So . . . since I can’t exercise my arms and legs, I’ll put my fingers to work:

Climate change! Big deal these days. Greatest threat to national security according to BHObeyme and JFQuerrie and Pope Algore. BUT . . . I’m actually all in favor of it, just so long as the change is in Murkan politics.

The moral climate of our political landscape has created a toxic fog which repels men of honor and integrity but dangles mountains of cash in front of wastrels and hypocrites. My guess is it’s a persistent low-hanging cloud of gaseous residue from decades of party members eating revenue, belching corruption, and farting deceit.

What we’ve managed to set up in the US is an entrenched two-party system which offers politicians for sale to the highest bidder. And naturally somebody will buy them . . . the problem is that it’s never the people, but the special interests who can afford it.

Our two-party system isn’t a democracy – it’s a plutocracy. All it offers voters is a myth, a coin flip between unpalatable puppet leeches contaminated with the morals of Capone, the scruples of Quaddafi, and the credibility of Baghdad Bob.

Trump is complaining about the corrupt party bosses cheating him out of delegates and ignoring citizens’ votes. He willingly accepted delegates from winner-take-all states, though, ignoring the vast numbers who did NOT vote for him in primaries. Hey, entrenched party bosses depriving a deluded egotist of a perceived campaign victory is a victimless crime.

A bunch of career parasites deciding to scuttle a candidate because he won’t play by their rules is like an NFL team refusing to draft a quarterback because he’s a Druid. Politics never bind communities together or solve social problems; all politics can do is keep entrenched, power-hungry, double-dealing sponges in power.

Hell, Trump is as qualified as anybody who’s run for PotUS in the past quarter-century: he’s rich, he’s flamboyant, he’s controversial, he thinks he knows everything, and he knows nothing about the job. Sounds exactly like the guy we got in there now, right?

I don’t know if Trump can be bought or not. If elected, he’ll take office without obligation to any PACs or other special interest groups, and that’s good. He’ll also be faced immediately with accusations of conflict of interest, and the opportunity for sweet deals to multiply his fortune will always be there, and that ain’t good.

The question would be, of course, whether he considers himself rich enough already. He’ll take a pay cut and a housing downgrade, and all he’ll get for it in the long run will be criticism, wrinkles, threats, and very possibly ulcers. So . . . what’s in it for him?

Sometimes when I’m not quick enough with the remote and hear parts of a Trump speech, I wonder if he’s autistic or something. Many times he sounds like somebody coming down off a cocktail of LSD and speed.

I mean, he uses words of course, but he repeats himself like the old guys who hang around on the benches in front of the court house in little Midwestern towns. Often he’ll begin a sentence and never finish it, breaking off in the middle and shifting topics as if his horse threw him off into the thought stream and he had to remount on another one, talking for several minutes without saying anything meaningful.

And he thinks they’re terrific sentences. That I can tell you. Believe me, they’re great, at least in his opinion. They’re great. Full of words. Good words. Not big words that regular people would have to go look up. That I can tell you. But every Trump sentence uses words. Sometimes over and over again. And that’s great. Believe me. They’re great. Winners. All of them. Not stupid, like our politicians. That I can tell you. Believe me.

And I gotta say, I’m absolutely astonished that nobody has so far put a 7.62 ventilation port in the supraorbital foramen of the alleged person who has been squatting in The People’s House for the past 7 years.

Which brings up the issue of why it’s hard for people to understand why someone would vote for Trump . . . I mean, that’s PRE-goddam-cisely how millions of us felt when people voted for Soetoro out of a sense of white guilt or ethnic loyalty.

All I know is that you mix one part hype with equal parts of greed, deceit, and lust for power and you get a PoliCockl, or a Political Cocktail. ‘Tis the season for sound bytes, buzzwords, catch phrases, bombast, sales pitches, spin, backtracking, denying, and hypocrisy, which eventually all boils down to common everyday propaganda.

It is the art of promising paradise and taking things to hell, then claiming to be a savior for rescuing the country from purgatory.

People might like to have friends who are in politics, but any parent who loves his child wants him to be a true professional anything BUT politician.

Source: Grouchy Old Cripple

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