The gas gauge broke. There was no smartphone app to tell me how much
was left, so I ran out. I had to
call the local gas station to give me
enough to get on my way. The gruff but lovable attendant arrived in his
truck and started to pour gas in my car’s tank. And pour. And pour.
“Hmmm, I just hate how slow these gas cans are these days,” he grumbled. “There’s no vent on them.”
That sound of frustration in this guy’s voice was strangely familiar,
the grumble that comes when something that used to work but doesn’t work
anymore, for some odd reason we can’t identify.
I’m pretty alert to such problems these days. Soap doesn’t work. Toilets
don’t flush. Clothes washers don’t clean. Light bulbs don’t illuminate.
Refrigerators break too soon. Paint discolors. Lawnmowers have to be
hacked. It’s all caused by idiotic government regulations that are
wrecking our lives one consumer product at a time, all in ways we hardly
notice.
It’s like the barbarian invasions that wrecked Rome, taking away the
gains we’ve made in bettering our lives. It’s the bureaucrats’ way of
reminding market producers and consumers who is in charge.
Surely, the gas can is protected. It’s just a can, for goodness sake.
Yet he was right. This one doesn’t have a vent. Who would make a can
without a vent unless it was done under duress? After all, everyone
knows to vent anything that pours. Otherwise, it doesn’t pour right and
is likely to spill.
It took one quick search. The whole trend began in (wait for it)
California. Regulations began in 2000, with the idea of preventing
spillage. The notion spread and was picked up by the EPA, which is
always looking for new and innovative ways to spread as much human
misery as possible.
An ominous regulatory announcement from the EPA came in 2007:
“Starting with containers manufactured in 2009… it is expected that the
new cans will be built with a simple and inexpensive permeation barrier
and new spouts that close automatically.”
The government never said “no vents.” It abolished them de facto with
new standards that every state had to adopt by 2009. So for the last
three years, you have not been able to buy gas cans that work properly.
They are not permitted to have a separate vent. The top has to close
automatically. There are other silly things now, too, but the biggest
problem is that they do not do well what cans are supposed to do.
Read the rest:
How Government Wrecked the Gas Can | Foundation for Economic Education
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