Image via WikipediaCourtesy of Ken Carroll from Below the Gnat Line:With apologies to fellow Georgian Jeff Foxworthy, who had absolutely nothing to do with this.
You might be President Obama . . .
If the ten year-old with the neighborhood lemonade stand has more business experience than you, you might be President Obama.
If you have more communists in your cabinet than Vladimir Putin, you might be President Obama.
If you try to look more macho by taking part in a military operation – run by France, you might be President Obama.
If the only campaign promise you have ever kept was to "make energy costs skyrocket", you might be President Obama.
If you got a Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing – and you’re following the same strategy to win a second, you might be President Obama.
If your OCD problem is that you compulsively bow to foreign thugs and dictators, you might be President Obama.
If you actually apologize for our behavior toward countries whose idea of a good time is to practice genocide on their own citizens, you might be President Obama.
If you’ve started a war and you don’t know why, you might be President Obama.
If you’ve never met privately with some of your own cabinet members, but average seeing your golf pro once a week, you might be President Obama.
If you’ve ever put Joe Biden in charge of anything bigger than setting up a Parcheesi board, you might be President Obama.
If your idea of fixing the economy is to go shopping – in another country, you might be President Obama.
Of course, more will probably be added. So many gaffes, so little time.
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